Cowboys and old guys know a lot of stuff. This is some of it, in writing. Seldom is seen a politically correct cowboy. There aren't a lot of politically correct old guys either, so don't expect too much attention to that. This book is about crippled people, and breasts, and skid marks, and survival and Christmas and lots of other stuff. If you're an old guy, you'll nod your head a lot, recognizing common wisdom. If you're young you'll hope to get old sooner so you can make up stuff like this. DANCE WITH THE LADY YOU BRUNG is the kind of book in which you could make margin notes as you go along, add stuff you've learned yourself, in your own handwriting, pass it along as a gift to someone you love. A grandson, or a daughter, perhaps. If you're really confident about it you could do it in ink. I've left you room to do that, and hope you will. You could do several and call them Christmas presents.