Kelsea's Mom is a Born-Again Christian, Leukemia Survivor, and Derelict Drug Addict Pothead. In July of 2002, after nearly 3-weeks of brain-radiation, she was arrested on a marijuana charge despite being registered with the State of Hawaii's Medical Marijuana Program. The offense? *Move to the edge of your seat and wait in breathless suspense now* No nametags on the offending plants! *Gasp and be mortified now* She is in love with God, disgusted with government, and fed up with the attitude she has been getting from some professing believers in her community. She loves everybody (even the above noted irritants) and wants you to have a nice day.