The story of the crime of the millennium, told as a tale of the sublime overlaid by the ridiculous. A political parody of a presidential election cycle, played as the fiasco that it really is. Three politicians vying for president until one of them is eliminated by an assassination of the most diabolical kind that history has ever recorded, and then there were two. In the end there were none, with one of the remaining candidates dead and the other one in prison, and the presidential election must be called off until the Supreme Court can figure out what to do. So what does the president (i.e., President Kerry O'Kenya, America's first Black Irish President) decide to do? Read it and chuckle, if you dare, and hope and pray that this hilarious take on American politics doesn't turn out to be too prophetic