Mine has not been a remarkable life. I'm just a good old-fashioned northern lass who hit middle age following the same trials and tribulations that most people encounter along the way. Although I flirted with adventure in my youth, I soon found my comfort zone and happily stayed there for 25 years. But then I chose to do two remarkable things. Firstly, as a complete novice, I decided to cycle from Land's End to John O'Groats. Fuelled by the adrenalin rush, I then attempted to pedal the length of France from the Channel to the Med. This is a very personal account of my experiences, occasional difficulties, thoughts and emotions - warts, saddle sores and all - as I've journeyed through life and two long bike rides. Best read in a northern accent!