Where do Sexual Chocolate and Old Engine Oil merge? At a Flying Saucer Draught Emporium, of course In "Diary of a Plate Addict," Master of the Universe*Augustus Schoen-Rene shares the experiences of his ongoing quest for "plates" at the Flying Saucer. Schoen-Rene is what's known in Saucer lingo as a "Beerknurd" a card carrying member of the UFO Club. In other words, he drinks to earn his own "plate" in the Ring of Honor, by trying 200 of the many beers the Flying Saucers have on offer. The author boasts 18 plates hanging on the walls of four of the 14 Saucers, with more on the way. With a mixture of information, experiences, observations, and a virtual tour of the various Flying Saucer locations, Augustus takes us along on a part of his journey. His whimsical musings and photographs make for a blithe, laid-back read. So pull up a barstool, grab a pint and enjoy a whole new universe. *"After attaining one's fifth plate, one becomes a Master-(or Mistress, as the case may be)-of the Universe.""