Millions of people throughout the world fart everyday, but it is the timing, the tact and the excuses that make the act more forgivable. Learn from the personal experiences of Dorothy Bigguns and all the hilarity that ensues after she chooses to remove the filter and just let it all fly. "Did You Sh*t Yourself: Your Fartin' Asshole Is Not a Great Way to Make Friends" recounts some of Dorothy's travels, work life and decadent youth as some of the most humiliating and most hilarious experiences involving her bad gas. She proves that you don't need to have an excuse to break wind-but you do need good company, understanding friends or no sense of smell to get away with excessive flatulence. >Find out what happens when she exacts revenge on the wrong person >Learn what not to do on a date >Read about the effects of malt liquor and cheap pizza >Rate your farts on a sliding scale >Look at perfume samples differently >Gain insight on pranks and practical jokes >Laugh out loud at pot-induced paranoia >Alienate your friends with a novelty spray can of farts >And, much more