Don't be a Cuntulu
We all know one. Somebody who thinks they know everything about the Cthulhu Mythos - but they don't.
This is a Cthulhu Mythos poem for them.
A perfect birthday or Christmas gift when you don't know what to get them and you don't really like them either.
**ATTENTION** This book is not intended to be gender biased. Male, female, shoggoth - however you identify - if you are a know-it-all jerk then this book is for you It's just that phonetically cuntulu sounds better than dickthulu. Same meaning, just different body parts.
This is the lowest price they would let us list it as.
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