What do Harvard professors and garbage men share in common? How do large touring musical acts affect the price of crude oil in Venezuela? Why are most professional athletes formula-fed? The answers to these questions are not found in this book. A lot of people stumble through life with the foundation of knowledge they were taught when they were young and carry on accepting what they're told when they're older. The result is a person who questions little, doesn't go very far, gets taken advantage of, and who can't help themselves when things go wrong. What is God? What are we and why are we here? Why do we feel, say, and do the harmful things we do? What's free will? What is death? How can you feel better about yourself without a TV personality? Should the debate over abortion and homosexuality even be a debate? Why is there war? What's government? Why is Capitalism a good thing and how is it being attacked? How can there be a revolution that succeeds without guns and blood, but which still moves the nation and world? Is there an active call or plan for revolution in The United States of America? If you think you know the answers to these questions, you don't. If you want them, and the answers to more like them, then this is a book for you. In DON'T JUDGE a DICK by ITS FORESKIN, Max Gold will change your perspective on life, yourself, and The United States of America.