Don't Steal Elephants

A hilarious, funny, wacky, outlandish novel full of laughs, fun and comedy....
with names you can't imagine....
that will keep you entertained from beginning to end.

Picture this...an elephant, which has a world wide reputation, is found missing from a local zoo and nobody knows anything about it. Imagine...the fantastic uproar caused in the state and throughout the world of what happen to the elephant. Where is it? Everyone is concerned and there is enormous pressure placed on all law enforcement agencies to quickly solve this case and to find the animal as soon as possible. Visualize...the media having a field day over this event with closely reported follow-ups on the law enforcement's progress and then having the President of United States offering help. Be amazed...by the cleverness of two hobos accompanied by a little girl with a dog. Then laugh...at the craziness of an old prospector that owns an overly rambunctious mountain lion, the antics of an over zealous sheriff and a court room presided over by an eccentric judge. All woven together in this must read hilarious novel.