Don't Try This at Home

Bonked heads. Rough carpet. Burned dinner. Awkward silence. Bitten lips. Startling length. Spilled wax. Pinched fingers. Shattered wineglass. Closet quickie. Flat souffle. Broken bedframe. Shower sex. Overzealous spanking. Embarrassing ex. Lost wallet. Terrible taste. Sore shoulders. Noxious odor. Absent date. Unbelievable girth. Kitchen canoodling. New toy. Stained sheets. Backward compliment. Stifling pillow. Locked handcuffs. Aching ass. Missing keys. Torn seams. Wrenched back. Angry cat. Overeager pass. Uncooperative zipper.

Something always goes wrong in real life. Fortunately, love blunts the edges so that romance trumps adversity.

Stories included:

Midnight Caller by Anna Birmingham Snapshots Rena Butler Basil's Luck by Henrietta Clarke Boys, Toys, and Carpet Fitters by Taylin Clavelli Outbursts by Bell Ellis Tyler Wang Has a Ball by Kim Fielding Boy Next Door by Ellee Hill Gremlins in the Works by Kiernan Kelly Good Food Gone Bad by Venona Keyes Attack of the Hedgehogs by Kate Pavelle It's Not What You Think by Teegan Loy Slippery When Wet by K. Lynn Desperate Measures by E.T. Malinowski Gordon's Cat by Aundrea Singer Photo Finish by AC Valentine