Cow's favorite thing to do, besides eat, is tell jokes. Some are funny, some are gross, and some are just plain silly.

He lives on a farm with his barnyard friends, who love to interrupt him with their own jokes. Some of those are funny, too, Cow has to admit. (And some of them are really gross, even for Cow.)

At the end of each day, Cow, Horse, Goat, Duck, Big Mouse, Little Mouse, and even Squirrel are exhausted from laughter—and that's how they know they've had a good day.

In Down on the Funny Farm with Cow and Friends, this feisty group of barnyard friends are sharing their favorite jokes with you.

Q: What do you get when you cross an angry goat with a grumpy cow?
A: An animal that’s in a baaaaaaaad moooooood.

Q: What is as big as a goat but weighs nothing?
A: His shadow.

Q: Why did the pig lose the race?
A: He pulled a ham string.

Q: Why did the chicken join a band?
A: Because it already had the drumsticks

Take this collection of farm-inspired jokes to your next show-and-tell, sleepover, or birthday party and don't leave until your friends have all had a good laugh!