Charged by the Fuhrer himself with finding help for the floundering Nazi war machine, Dr. Spengle searches the empire for a solution. After a set of mystical stones opens a portal between worlds, the doctor is sure that he will find a new ally. A band of visibly drunk, hyper-violent mythical creatures led by the foul mouthed Unihorn, Iain McKinnon, doesn't take too kindly to the Nazi's plans to coerce them into fighting for the Reich. Ten thousand strong, the Unihorn's descend on the Nazi empire in all out war. There Are No Heroes in this Story Barlathew the Buff has been charged by his god, with a simple mission. To eliminate a fledgling Dark Lord from the lands of Eldgor, because, much like taxes, Dark Lords must be dealt with from time to time. Our hero is soon joined by Lancel Grumplingorf, a Dwarven Cleric of Leefser, who is addicted to smashing foes with his two-handed hammer, Kneecrusher, and spouting drunken slurs whenever the opportunity presents itself. The heroes must traverse the desert of Idle Desolation if they are to confront the malevolent powers within the Fortress of Untimely Evil, and emerge smug, and victorious. Included are the stories Night of the Living Old Farts and Pussy Cat 'Pocalypse"