Yoga teacher Lauren is in love with two men; One cunning wizard and one half her age.The affair was secret so Lauren called him; He Who Must Not Be Named. After the dark wizard in the Harry Potter series. She tried to get over this American but after a year she only has her mistakes to show for. Including dating an Israeli spy and a Buddhist photographer. Now her wizard obsession is back full throttle and the next disaster has already emerged; an attractive yoga student. Young enough to be her son. Faced with nothing but diabolic choices, Lauren confides in her best friend; the warm and friendly Lara. Despite having the same nationality as He Who Must Not Be Named, and working at the same office coven, Lara seems to lack his foul nature. Or does she? Once you've read Dutch American Diary, you'll never make the mistake of messing with a yoga teacher. Dutch American Diary part 1