Have you ever wondered why some people seem to fit right in, while you are in a state of perpetual confusion? Easy. It's because you are not an Earthling. You are one of the POPs (People from Other Planets) and you're confused, because things here on earth don't make any sense at all. You need the "Earth Survival Guide " Learn how to spot an Earthling. Learn the true meaning of Earth terms, like 'truffles' and 'trophy wives.' Learn where you really come from and how to straighten out this place, save yourself and Earth, too. Learn the most important phrase for any POP to know: "Beam me up, Scottie " It's all right here in the "Earth Survival Guide." Don't try to live on Earth without it.