Who're you, John James @%$&#! Audubon? Ornithologists have long known birds to have filthy vocabularies and a misanthropic worldview—and now you know, too! Every spread of this monthly wall calendar proves the old adage true—"Bird, bird, bird, bird is the effin' word."
 
Features include:

• 12" x 12" (12" x 24" open)
• Fold-around cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging
• Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink
• Planning spread for September–December 2024
• Spans January–December 2025
• Generous grid space for appointments, notes, and reminders
• Official major world holidays and observances
• Moon phases, based on Universal Time
• Features colorful vintage bird artwork with even more colorful language