What is it like to be hated, feared and hunted by your fellow citizens? What is it like to be a working class white pedestrian in the most violent majority black city in America? What is the answer to Whigger LeBron's parable of the Equidistant Drowning Babies? The answers to these and other questions concerning the life of the endangered Urban White Ape are answered within by crackpot indie author and virulent race traitor, James LaFond.