As a mom, do you dress like you have the flu? Do you say things like "It's not that stained" before putting on an item of clothing? Do you wear a backpack so large you look like a mule descending into the Grand Canyon? If so, you have somehow become trapped on Ugly Mom Island -- a place so dark and desperate you fear you may never escape. I'm here to tell you that you are not alone. Many moms find themselves on Ugly Mom Island after having kids and discovering they have no time to take a shower, much less find the energy to put a cute outfit together. Fortunately, I can help. I escaped from Ugly Mom Island and this book will teach you how you can too.