"Europe on 10 Bottles a Day" is a whimsical, tipsy tour of one clan's wine-fogged journey through the bars of Europe. What is Avignon like on 10 bottles a day? How about Les Baux? Or Barcelona? Or may Madrid? Costa Brava? Paris? Munich? La Crepatada? Who can remember? Are you disturbed by images of Euro-peein' urination? What is Action Yoga? Is it for you? Do you want to know about America's number one career choices? Does the idea of cocktail poetry bring you to tears? Have you seen real party time mischief? Do you yearn for "art" from the New Century Dada movement? Are you interested in barfable recipes and menus? Are you zealous about fallacious disparaging factoids? What does Detective Trixie have to say? Have you seen park poseurs? What is making us sick? What is that foul odor? What is making us queasy? Why are we mad? Are you plagued by photo-bombers? What might have happened to Jimmy Hoffa? Do you want to know the latest thinking on super-healthy brain foods? What is "Le Guide au Digustaperescargotheholeway?" Do you enjoy extravagant emotional display? Is this our circus? Are these our monkeys? Do you need some more creative, logical reasons to drink hard liquor? How can you get more creative? Would you like to see mechanical literary devices? Do you want to learns some curses for minor irritations? What are some jokes made by robots, for robots? Can you find all the trout? Would you appreciate Dada-based automatic pictures, visual poetry, and cocktails? Have you tasted or smelled evil? If you like your books with a high picture-to-text ratio (if you know what we mean), then get this miscellaneous mess of cocktails, photo mash-ups, silly factoids, and emotion-laden drinking. In spite of Euro-mobs of waiters and bar keepers, Mug and Mali crafted this new malodorous hodgepodge. Readers will find the miscellany startling and the cocktails addicting - and vice-versa. "Europe on 10 Bottles a Day" is impudent, yet sophomoric, over-shadowing such lesser works as, "How To Lick Salt" and "Do Trousers Matter?" It's another piece of work that will keep you up nights reading and drinking. Enjoy