Retired, bored, bald Tom Fletcher uncovers another dastardly plot to change the laws of probability. Pausing only to take part in a Speed Dating evening, he is soon creating havoc across multiple universes dressed as a duck. Can Tom beat the Smiths? Will he find love? Can he play darts? What's a duck got to do with anything? This book should only be read by people with a sense of the absurd. This book is the third volume of the Tom Fletcher Stories.