Everyday is a Monday (Misadventures of a very average commercial diver) Would be the most accurate description of the first 18 months, as I began a new career in commercial diving. It informs, as well as gives an idea of what air diving in the oilfields, and the offshore life is like. The humour, the fuck ups, the 'near-death' experiences underwater, all happened to teach, as well as keep my life interesting and make me grey prematurely. When divers are allowed back on dry land, invariably, the chaos continues, unabated. As a result, some names have been changed to protect the guilty : ) Ha Ha Bearing in mind, not everyone misbehaves far away from home and in a foreign country... Nonetheless, I have endevoured to stick to the facts as I saw them, and have used sources, that were in fact, there at the time. As a result, only the really insane and impossible that I witnessed, is in fact true That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.