Everything Women Don't Know about Men

This is a satirical work of fiction. All pages are blank. The author and reviewers are fictitious.

From the back cover:

"The world can no longer claim ignorance. The truth has been discovered." - Jane Locke, professor of philosophy at Enlightenment University in Essex, England

"A brilliant display of colossal brain power combined with impeccable research. This may be the greatest intellectual achievement since the invention of the wheel." - Steven Hawk, author of The Complete History of Intellectual Achievement

"If you read only one book this decade, this should be it." - Eve McMartin, editor-in-chief of Book Review Magazine

"Vallarta's discoveries will revolutionize gender interaction, especially the art of pickup." - Rico "The Stallion" Swavae, author of The Complete Guide to Picking up Chicks

"Never has anyone eradicated so much injustice with so few words. This book has achieved more than all the courts on earth." - Terrance Clomas, chief justice of the International High Court

Neil R. Vallarta, J.D. is an internationally acclaimed human rights lawyer and scientist. Through his non-profit law firm, the Justice League for Women, he has represented clients in the courts of twenty-seven nations, including the World Court in Hamburg, Germany. As a result of his revolutionary research on gender interaction and the female mind, he was named Scientist of the Twentieth Century by the World Science Organization. For his relentless pursuit of the unbiased truth, as a scientist and lawyer, the International Center for Objectivity declared him The Planet's Most Objective Person in 2006. He lives in San Diego, California with his wife and eleven adopted children.

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