Do you like wine but don't know anything about it except it's 1) Alcoholic and 2) Wet? Well, Alicia Bien is here to remedy that. Pronto Here's a collection of wine stories, the highs-and lows-of Alicia's own evolution as a wine drinker from novice to-many bottles later-an expert wine bottle opener. These pages contain an alphabet's worth of wine stories from "Drinking Alone" and "How the Army Changed My Life," to "Ullage, Uvula, U Know" and "Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah, Zip-A-Dee-Ay, My Oh My What a Zinfandel Day." So grab a bottle, sit back and enjoy. CHEERS