Hate Valentine's Day? Can't bear the idea of all those tacky heart balloons and red streamers? F*ck Love is the perfect antidote to Valentine's Day. Whether you're the single friend that everybody's trying to set up with their loser friends or you just hate having another bullsh*t commercial holiday so soon after Christmas, this is the coloring book for you Relax and unwind with: - 20 unique single-sided coloring pages - 2 test images of each coloring page to experiment with color schemes - snarky phrases to help you vent your frustration ('I love my cat more than you', 'I'm not bitter, I just f*cking hate flowers', 'I'm perfectly happy, you dickhead') - a range of beautiful designs, flowers, doodles, and abstract patterns - perfect gift for grumpy friends or as a relaxing alternative to sitting in a crappy overpriced restaurant with some assh*le you don't even like that much. Not suitable for children or the easily offended. Other snarky coloring books: Just F*cking Relax and Color: amazon.com/dp/1541208234 Thank F*ck it's Friday: amazon.com/dp/1534890211 Merry F*cking Christmas: amazon.com/dp/1539996611