Gemma Ash is a techno-witch, which means that she gets along way better with computers than people. But who needs people anyway? She has her twin sister, Enid; their familiar, a drooling Saint Bernard named Bronson; and a creaky attic filled with computers that may or may not grow like vines under the loving care of her magic. What else could a girl ask for? Well, this particular girl is asking for donations to build a new school in Secret Hallow. Ethernet cables might grow on trees, but money, sadly, does not. One of Gemma's online friends, FeistyFox95, is happy to donate a healthy wad of cash to the ComePayMe fund-in exchange for a favor. FeistyFox95 wants Gemma to cast a love spell. How in the world can an agoraphobic techno-witch find romance for one of her best online buddies? She'll need to get help from the coven. She'll have to collect ingredients that aren't made out of fiberoptic cable. And-gasp-she'll have to leave Secret Hallow to get a sample of FeistyFox95's hair on the full moon. That last bit is scariest of all because Fox's profile picture is uncomfortably attractive. The only question is what Gemma wants more: to be an eternally lurking hermit in her computer room, or to bring education to the witches of Secret Hallow at the cost of her privacy...and maybe her heart.