""Imagine if you will that Mel Brooks has written an erotic parody of Romeo and Juliet and you'll pretty much have this book," Rina Lee, 5-star review. "This is NOT your mother's Shakespeare version of 'Romeo and Juliet' ... it's BETTER " Jackie, 5-star review. "I wonder if Bill Shakespeare is turning over in his grave or laughing - I think the latter," Bill, 5-star review." Eighteen-year-old Juliet is betrothed to Paris, a rich and arrogant relative to royalty with a mouth as dirty as his mind. Her only saving grace is a collection of vibrators and other stimulating toys manufactured by the mysterious R. Across town, Romeo, the mysterious sex-toy scientist himself, is in love with the beautiful Rosaline who treats him like crap. After an anonymous night of passion, Romeo and Juliet learn they are from rival families. With the help of a slutty best friend and a nurse with a secret sexual torture chamber, will Romeo and Juliet finally find their happy ending? Fifty Shades of Romeo and Juliet is an erotic parody that is approximately 38,000 words and more than 100 paper pages long. M.A. DeWitt has written more than 30 books in various genres.