THREE TROUBLED STRANGERS … find themselves in a dire predicament - drowning in spiraling debt through a succession of poor decisions and rotten judgment. A BUNGLED SUICIDE ATTEMPT … unites Harry, Milly and Noah in their time of need. But from the dark emerges a daring solution brimming with risk and reward. PARTNERS IN CRIME … they become, but their shift to crime only compounds their existing problems while creating a wealth of brand-spanking new ones. Does crime always pay? Is it even acceptable when you have no other choice? Deftly combining elements of modern day society with an action-packed blend of crude humour, FISH, CHIPS & LUBRICATING JELLY prods at the scrawny moral line between crime and desperation in the United Kingdom.