Elias Mook is a twenty-seven year old nobody whose life is in danger. Man-eating fog has released hordes of undead fog zombies near the waterfront trailer he inherited from his aunt. His only concern is saving Inez Willow, his beautiful neighbor and the love of his life, but has she already gone over to the foggy dark side? Others want Inez just as badly--starting with Elias's slow-walking, goo-dripping neighbor, Sloan, who's come back from the dark side not only for her, but to give Elias the inside scoop about the afterlife, and the shocking reason the undead are stalking the living. Despite what you've heard about the undead, one thing's for certain, they've never before been spoofed as hilariously as they are in Fog Zombies. It's the late 1950s, Thomas Glover, aka Sport, just turned thirteen and he's worried about not having the sexual urges he's been led to expect. He seeks the advice of a friend, sixteen year old Scott Griffen, whose advice, involving a girl they both know, backfires. When Sport accidentally runs into the town loser and explains his problem, things are put into perspective. Learning From Griff is a light-hearted, touching story told from the perspective of a sexually naive thirteen year old boy coming of age in the fifties, a time long before cell phones, selfies, and the sexual revolution."