This book is a memoir, written in the spirit of Julia Sweeney's & God Said Ha. It chronicles how one week after September 11, 2001, while the rest of the nation struggled with the attacks on our country, I realized during a phone conversation that my 63 year old father was suffering from Alzheimer's disease. In the midst of a midlife crisis I tried to balance my life as a wife, mother and struggling stand up comedian. That phone call added caregiver of my father and his 89 year old mother, to my already over loaded plate. (This book also contains moderate violence, porn talk with a parent and the fact that I perfected the art of going nutty-buckets and shaving my head long before Britney made it chic.) This book will make you laugh, cry, and possibly join Leslie in her short trip on the crazy train. 50% of all royalties will be going to charities. 20% to Alzheimer's, 20% to Parkinson's, & 10% to breast cancer. Thank you. You may contact me directly: authorleslienmartin@gmail.com or Facebook/ForgottenTomorrowsCrazyTodays