Is your life a fountain of marvelous? Do you wish you had the answers to the really important questions in life? Such as how to: Get a scholarship to Rehab
Be happy you're deaf
Drive a Hotdog
Get happy face stickers out of stingy dentists
Tolerate New Years Eve parties
Use the right pick up lines
Locate the person who gave you a cold
Throw your life savings out the window
Pre-ruin your house before you adopt a puppy
Buy a hot rod when you should be grieving
Eat fried baloney and stay trim
Pick a NASCAR driver to root for
Plant a fake garden
Get over it
Have an operation and not die "Fountain of Marvelous" is a collection of satirical essays, slice of life vignettes and wacky tales of modern life told in Valerie's sharp, eclectic style. Her madcap adventures offer a trip down hilarity lane as her stories entertain you and warm your heart. Winner of the Mildred Bundimple Award for Literature
Winner of the Crazy Dog Book Medal 2008
Official book of happy people everywhere
Chuck U. Farley Honorary Mention