This book contains as few facts as I could possibly fit in, any resemblance to actual facts or happenings is purely coincidental. This long list is a result of a three year study on badgers, and that is also a lie. Please use the contents to confuse the dull witted and amuse the enlightened. Do not point Four Hundred Forty Eight Fake Facts at police officers. Use in a well lit and well ventilated area. Do not attempt to inject or ingest the book at any time. Reading Four Hundred Forty Eight Fake Facts may cause hearing loss, dementia and a slightly rumbly tummy. If you hear big band music or feel a tingling in your hands discontinue use of the book immediately. Ask your doctor if he has read the book, if he has not, you may recommend that he buy it. 150. Batwings are a delicacy in Poland. 151. The game of Chinese checkers is from India. 152. Gene Simmons of KISS graduated from Harvard Law School. 153. Charlie Chaplin was a mute. 154. The capitol building of Baltimore, Maryland is built on a Native burial ground. 155. Picasso was completely colorblind