French Memos to Assholes

Pissed off to see how silly your neighbor is? Fed up listening to your boring coworker who never shuts up? Your mechanic is a notorious incompetent? You are in a hurry but the driver before you drives slow as hell?

Sometimes, you just need to slap (or punch) them in the face. But before it ends up turning against you:

Join the growing foulmouthed masses of people who express their anger by coloring

Keep Children away, It's Going To Be Spicy
From the former President Nicolas Sarkozy's famous "Casse-toi, pauv' con " to the classic "Ferme ta gueule," here are all these spicy, delightful and vulgar French phrases on which you will NEVER want your children to stumble upon, but that offer you an intense coloring pleasure and a great way to learn French the real way, like no school will EVER teach you:

• Va Te Faire Enculer


• Cr tin Des Alpes


• Suce Ma Queue


• Esp ce De Sale Connard


• T'es Une Grosse Salope


• Enculeur De Mouches


• Casse-toi, pauv' con


• Je Vais Te Casser La Gueule


• Ferme Ta Gueule


• Sale Fils De Pute


• Tu Me Fais Gerber


• Esp ce De GROS Encul


• Tu Es Une Grosse Merde


• Va Te Faire Foutre


• Raclure De Bidet


• Tu Me Les Brises


• Je Te Pisse La Raie


• L che-Cul De Merde


• Imb cile Heureux


• Je T'emmerde


• Fous-Moi La Paix


• D gage Connard


• Tu L'as Dans Le Fion


• Sale Chienne


• Tu Pues Du Cul


• Nique Ta M re


• Parle Ma Main


• Moule Gaufres


• Balai Chiottes


• Tu Es Aussi Belle Que Tu Es Intelligente


• Bien Jou Einstein


• T'es Pas La Moiti D'Un Con


• Esp ce De Faux-Cul


• T'es Une Vraie Connasse

Help as many people as possible to join the growing masses who express their anger by coloring, (or help your desperate friends who want to swear in French without being ridiculous):

Offer them this book as a gift

And to color with even more comfort, there is only one drawing per sheet to avoid colors bleeding through to the back of the page and damage the other drawings.