I awoke from a heavenly slumber on a pillow of soft clouds with a vague memory of being chased into a lake by two Knights with long spears. After a long period, an old man came into my view and floated up to me. I asked him where I was and he replied "You are in Heaven and I am St. Peter." He went on to tell me that I had died before my time and he was ordering my rebirth. As I was talking with St. Peter, he asked if I had any requests. I sat for moment thinking and then requested that I not be born into a family of goat farmers, as my previous life was herding goats and nothing more. This time I had thoughts and aspirations of a new and exciting life, full of unique and fascinating experiences. St. Peter agreed to my request and so it was ordered. St Peter also ordered the two Knights (Spike and Shifty) to be my guides through this new lifetime, as penance for my demise previously. As the story of my life unfolds, you will read of the unbelievable experiences I have had the privilege to encounter. My interests are in the Earth, the Moon, the mountains and the oceans and my theories and pontifications include all of the above. As I enter the twilight years of my life, some others have come to somewhat the same conclusions as I, and published their findings. This book is about the journey of one man and his experiences from one lifetime to another and back.