My name is Don P. These are the true stories about my life that I wanted to immortalize on paper while they're still relatively fresh in my head and alcohol hadn't had a chance to erase. I decided to write this book because of all the random, hilarious and offensive shit that my friends and I did throughout our college years. Which for me college took 7 years. So if you're looking for stories about lewd intoxication, promiscuous seduction, exploitation, shameless debauchery and binge drinking, you've come to the right place. This will chronicle how I went from a quiet high school kid to a man that had people offensively exclaiming, "I can't believe he just f**king said that " A non-drinker that turned into a binge drinking party animal. A naive child that had more questions than answers to a grown up that had more answers than questions. A shy loser that came out of his shell and gained enough sack to go up to any girl and...well you'll see. Actual Reader Commentary: "A coming-of-age rollercoaster up and down ride of emotion with a surprising ending that will blow your mind, leave you breathless, fulfilled and wanting more of Don P." "I don't even know who you are anymore." "Don, you keep giving me reasons to call you my hero." "I'm pretty sure you have no soul.""