Q: If you dropped Garfield into a bowl of punch, what would you get? A: Out of there as fast as you can Everyone's fat furry orange cynical cat is back with jokes and insults for all ages. Learn Garfield's nonverbal jabs where a look or a gesture can be much more biting than words or teeth. Find out why Garfield is like a basketball. Obtain Garfield's opinions on canines. Fun for the whole family.