***Formerly titled: Big Fat Negro, Get Your Lazy Ass Off My Couch**** New title: Get Your Butt Off My Couch (And Your Hand Outta My Wallet) This is the same book with the same hilarious stories, but a new politically correct title. Get Your Butt Off My Couch is a woman's guide to getting rid of her deadbeat husband, boyfriend or boo thing of any ethnicity. Ms. Warfield makes the case that if you have a loser on your couch, you have to get rid of him. Ms. Warfield's personal stories about her marriage, relationships and her post apocalyptic days of dating after divorce take the reader on a witty and uproarious relationship odyssey. The book, with chapter titles like "Boys will be Boys is Bullshit" and "Self-Acceptance Begins With Ass-Acceptance" offers a humorous perspective about why we do what we do when we date and ways to change our behavior in dating to get the losers off of our couch.