It's samurai vs. aliens ; He's too busy fighting aliens, the yakuza and unemployment
Reads R to L (Japanese Style) T+ audience.
Shinpachi s List of Things I Learned During My Summer Vacation 1. Never trust a guy in a turtle suit 2. Sometimes the age to wisdom ratio isn t what it should be. 3. If you want to see how a woman will age, look at her mother. 4. Whack-a-Mole is awesome. 5. Parents still don t understand."