NOT FOR CHILDREN! Jon Smith shares his experiences with the world's newest deity, the Flying Spaghetti Monster. According to legend, the FSM created the universe, starting with mountains, trees, and a "midgit." Jon Smith presents words of wisdom directly from the Flying Spaghetti Monster's noodly lips. All readers, both believers and skeptics alike, will be transformed by the revealed poetic wisdom on love, sex, service, and cleanliness. Read eye-opening commentary on the seven deadly sins and other world religions. Discover the only logically proven answers to the questions "What is the one true religion?" and "Who is the one true God?" GOD SPEAKS! ends with astonishing prophecies on the end of the world, and a catalog of 10,000 mysterious and uncensored verses. This book is also a thoughtful essay on delusion and belief. Through humor, GOD SPEAKS! challenges us to take our spirituality and religion seriously, and look deeper.