"Romance is scary... Texas Chainsaw Massacre scary." Meet Patty Carpenter: devoted preacher's wife, mom, friend, and total train wreck. When it comes to life, Patty isn't always so sure how to, you know, function. But you'll find as you get to know her, you'll soon come to the conclusion about our dear persnickety Patty, that while she's always in a pickle (sometimes even with taking in some mob whackin' witnesses for the FBI), her faith, humor, and heart always get her through