GOOD REASONS TO SUPPORT CHELSEA After years of field work, research and interviews with the great and the good of world football, sports journalist M.T. Books finally details every single acceptable reason for supporting the world's most soulless football team. The definitive account of all that's good about Chelsea FC, it's a story of epic nothingness, comprising 67 beautifully blank pages, found in between a nice intro, proper chapter headings, and a fancy shiny cover. With sections including 'Things To Like About John Terry' and 'Why Chelsea Fans Are The Most Charming In Football', it's the ideal gift for fans of West Ham, Fulham, Arsenal, QPR, Liverpool, Manchester United and indeed Chelsea. "Football." JOHN TERRY "I didn't read it." ARSENE WENGER "A tewwific weed." ROY HODGSON Other EMPTY BOOKS include: DAVID CAMERON: EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT ANYTHING THE WIT AND WISDOM OF JEREMY CLARKSON THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO EVERYTHING GREAT ABOUT THE DAILY MAIL MANCHESTER UNITED: THE TROPHY CABINET STORY 2014-50 ANN WIDDECOMBE: EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT SEX THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO THE VERY BEST OF STOKE THE POINT OF KATIE HOPKINS BORIS JOHNSON: EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT THE REAL WORLD THE INTEGRITY OF PIERS MORGAN