Have you ever seen a unicorn in real life? Bigfoot. The Loch Ness Monster. El Chupacabra. These are just a few of the amateurs who keep getting caught on camera. The world of unicorns is much more mysterious...filled with magical loners and fantastical curmudgeons. You've never seen a unicorn because we are majestic creatures who wish to remain private (and we all know unicorn wishes always come true)! You can keep trying, but we're far too fast, clever, determined, and...well...grumpy to ever get caught. Good luck, dweebs. Take a fun, sarcastic tour through the lives of unicorns with a first-hand account from one, herself. This quick read is sure to be revisited countless times by parent and kid alike for the quick wit and visual humor.