Ever wondered what happens behind the scenes at a ballroom competition? Taffy Torkelson is a barista by day and a firecracker of a dancer by night. Her "faux" French partner, Francois, is a dashing, dancing dynamo. As they gear up for this year's ballroom competition, there are some sinister steps being taken and evil elements cooking up a damaging disaster for our dancing duo. Throw in some vile villains, crazy characters, conceited contenders, love and larceny, along with a story of redemption and restoration; all the ingredients needed for a creative and competitive caper. Caution: Hazards on the Hardwood could be dangerous to your funny bone