Included are the stories, 'Odd Neighbors', in which is recounted a tale of piety, passion, pies, and panties; 'Girlie Man', the story of a supposedly gay, completely heterosexual man; 'Nice Boots' in which a complete stranger insults your boots, and you, having had about enough of life, decide to do something about it; 'Hearts and Flowers', concerning Michael and Francine, and Sandra and Robert, and how each should have married the other, instead; and, 'The Blue Tantric Shibboleth', the story of an oddly named drink, ingredients mysterious, proper proportions unknown...