For any mums or mums-to-be out there, and hell, why not the dads too while we're at it… This wise and witty poem is all about, well, the things that aren't very poetic about having babies. The refreshing rise of the scummy vs the yummy mummy has never felt more alive, as depicted here in bouncing verse and the author's beautiful full-colour illustrations. Love a mum-to-be? Treat them! Love a new mum? Treat them too! Are you either of the above? Then for God's sake treat yourself! You'll need to be doing a lot of that…