Long before Everywhere met Here, Here met There. But this is the story of how Here met Everywhere, which is the same story as the goblin who was made nice by lemon chiffon pie... "Here, There, and Everywhere" is the story of an elfin girl named Here, an elfin boy named There, and a fairy mermaid named Everywhere. Actually, let's hear what There has to say about the book: "As you can guess the book is about me, There, the elfin rascal that I am, Here, an elfin girl who is my best friend from growing up in The Village Under the Mushrooms, and Everywhere, who's this fairy mermaid that Here becomes friends with. I know, I know, fairy or mermaid - pick one, right? Well, apparently she's both, I'd never heard of it either. The adventure begins when Everywhere gets kidnapped by The Black Crow. We must save her! So Here and I leave the village to find her after I break my probation in the village. You see I had been punished for, "causing a ruckus" and "disturbance of the elves" when I was breeding frogs (long story). But I wrote a note of apology to everyone and skipped town! So much happens along the way, I enlist the help of my pet frog Ribbit who convinces the dragonfly Lady Hovercraft to come along with us to speak to The Wise Ladybug to help us on our journey. Soon we encounter a monkey who takes us to Sir Gallant Dragonfly's lair where we formulate a plan to find Everywhere in The Dark Mountains Where the Storms Never Cease. Oh, and I get bitten by a sleeping willow wasp and can't get up. And then finally Major Jacket and his swarm of yellow jackets... Oh wait, I should let you read it to find out for yourself!" -There, elfin boy