by Keith Giffen, J.M. DeMatteis & Joe Abraham
The twisted - and extremely hot - Caliginous starts to lay out a plan to set Stephie against Milo and Captain Valor, even as Milo and his super-heroic twin visit a therapist - in an endless talkfest that Giffen and DeMatteis, who've been known to talk endlessly themselves, consider their finest work together to date (their previous "finest work" involved an army of mutated penguins, so take this with a grain of salt)! If that's not enough to make you want to shell out Big Bucks for this collection, then how's this? Captain Valor is attacked by his evil clone - no, it's not Ben Reilly - and Milo, who's wanted for murder, ends up in the hay with Caliginous! Still not convinced? Did we mention that Giffen & DeMatteis really need the money? There! We thought that would do it!