Ever wonder what goes through the mind of a clown when he hears "Hey Quit Clowning Around " for the 100th time that day? What a clown says when a balloon pops almost taking out a kid's eye? Would you like to talk like a clown? This book is for you. Commit a few of these GOTCHAS to memory, sit back and let the laughter roll in. Your good mood will spread. You'll be the cause of world peace, the cure for global climate change. Your dog will do his business on your least favorite neighbor's lawn. Life will be good. All because of me. You're welcome, David Magidson