She's from Southend. She wanted to be an artist and ended up at the best art school in the country. But that didn't work out. Now she works as a receptionist in an IT firm, where her only creative outlet is arranging the sandwiches she's ordered in for other people s meetings. And she still lives in Southend. Outside work, soulless sex has become a symptom of her boredom. Then Gustav appears: older, perceptive, attentive. And French. He's her way out, she thinks. But more than that, a chance to be creative again: to become someone new. How to be a French Girl is a fierce, disturbing and funny debut novel about desire, art and what we'll risk to change ourselves.