Kingsley Kuchner has a secret. A secret even he doesn't know he has. And soon, he's going to share it with the world, and bring an end to the world we know. How to Lose Your Voice Without Screaming explores with compassion and laugh-out-loud humor what can happen when we repress a very big secret. Part mystery, part romantic comedy, a bildungsroman, of sorts. It's what you'd get if the Cohen Bros lampooned the New Journalism of Truman Capote and Tom Wolfe while receiving guidance from a young Woody Allen. "This story will change America, forever. Let me correct myself. ...It already has." Ivan Von Noshrilgram Sr.