HOW TO USE YOUR PIE-HOLE (CLEAN VERSION)
The food system is a deeply warped establishment. The level of confusion over what to eat and what not to eat is escalating at the same rate toxic "foods" and "beverages" invade the system. With the towering level of confusion comes an ever-increasing level of disease, medical bills, and dependence on medications. In the midst of it all, we have lost touch with how to eat.
How to Use Your Pie-Hole explores the world of healthy eating in a raw, uncensored manner that will not only educate you, but will leave you giggling and wanting more. You will learn about controlling the Nutrition Triad: the amount, type, and variety of your foods. You will learn about what's best for your body, and learn to ignore trendy nutrition diets and fads. Most importantly, you will turn that pie-hole upwards as you slaughter your ailments, begin to feel whole again, and enter the realm of superhero status.
If you are looking to permanently eliminate ailments or disease, return to a healthy weight, and/or gain knowledge on what you should, or should not, be shoving down your throat, look no further: How to Use Your Pie-Hole will deliver the vital, yet provocative, information you need to thwart even the slimiest of food and nutrition evils.
NOTE: This version is non-expletive (if you were looking for the "spicier book, please try the expletive version)