This book was published in the interest of National Security. It explains the political madness that has overwhelmed the United States of America. (Let's just call it the politics of liberal psychopathology.)

It contains a controversial new scientific theory about slavery and human evolution that helps readers understand the anthropo-psychiatric reasons for society's "progressive" left-wing metamorphosis.

The P.E.T.S.-people enabled to survive-hypothesis and fantasy addiction disorder (F.A.D.) offer genetic explanations for the left-winger's weakness with regard to illogic, political puppetry, a love of drug-induced peace, schizophrenia, and unfortunately evil (e.g., murder, rape, and greed).

You will learn about the Darwinian origins of liberalism and discover what makes our friends the liberal socialist Democrats (L.S.D.ers) tick!

Liberals and Conservatives: Liberals are what you'd get if you created life in a petri dish. Conservatives are what you'd get when it figured out how to escape.

The Democratic Party: Why does the Democratic Party rely on the financial support of our federal government to provide free cell phones and monthly services, loans, subsidies, rebates, scholarships, stimulus packages, grants, and other benefits to their "constituents"-friends, family members, neighbors, business associates, labor unions, DNC front groups, the African American community, illegal alien voters, and others-many of whom are destitute Neanderthalic (i.e., mentally handicapped) lawbreakers and crack cocaine addicts perpetually in need of mercy, charity, and aid?

The Government: The road signs to hell are written in an ancient foreign language called incremental legality.

The U.S. Economy: Here's how to survive our new "hope and change" Kenyanesian economy: Eat lots of M'bazzi beans, live crickets, and Red Cross-donated rice. Have your family sit in a circle, then pass everything around in a bowl and eat it with your toes and fingers.

The Declaration of Independence: According to Thomas Jefferson, "all men are created equal," so why did the suboptimal black-skinned five-foot-three-inch-tall Neanderthals go extinct? (Or did they?)

John W. Hayberry is a comedic human zoologist